Some deodorant for your body that tells you to smell your hand after you wash your ass, with a woman miming the whole process. ANYTHING for yooooou! . The empath training woman with the big eyebrows who has the cheap colored lights from Target strung over her doorway for no discernible reason. Amazon asks employees to appear in TV commercials praising the boss and employees are free to decline without repercussions? She has a line or two, but I didn't pay attention to what she says. The Top Toothpastes Colgate Total. All of their commercials are muted because all of them are senior cellular service or Medicare open enrollment ads. From proper toothbrush care, how cavities are formed, which toothpaste to use and how to get your whole mouth clean, Dr. Rabbit teaches your child how to properly develop good oral . John Cena and the purple cow who moos BOOOOOOST! STOP WHISPERING ON COMMERCIALS! The vagina commercials are hilarious but only because they trigger that dumb bitch Monica Cole and her One Million Moms (should be renamed Twelve Hundred Cunts to be more accurate) organization. I actually felt sorry for her. Shes an icon for over ten years. Alphonso is so much more than his HIV medicine, R206 - he's also a hole to be used! But let us be grateful that the horrible "real people, not actors" Chevrolet ads seem to be gone (hope I'm not jinxing it here). She clearly realizes the truth at that instant. Covid cut into a lot paychecks. Medicare annual open enrollment with MARTHA is the absolute worst TV commercial I have ever seen. The Spectrum cable monster ads are back. r547, yes, I'm part of that. All they say 'are you going to make a donation sir?" The Greenies dog food commercial with the Tom Hanks in Castaway type guy and his dog on the island who takes a stick from the guy spelling out HELP. What the hell does HELO mean? Doug from Liberty Mutual needs to burn in a pile of flaming ostrich feathers. "Get in the basement!". . Hello. WTF? yells: "James??? This time, she's sitting in the driver's seat leaning out through the window during her "I LOVE IT!" Also, I agree with the poster above about Shaquille. Thats really digging. "Thank You For Being A Friend" was a hit Andrew Gold pop song before it was ever the GG theme. The VoiceOver is by a woman with a Chav British accent. Any commercial with obnoxious little twat Kevin Hart. Im Morgan and theres more to me than HIV. I second the poster above about Kevin Hart. All of the teflon pan commercials. Comedy Central. I hate the new Kohl's Christmas commercial. Today I saw a new Shriners Hospital commercial with Alec and I think we should all be ready for him to be phased out as their spokesperson in 2022. Another is the LifeLock ad. The Chapstick commercial with the little girl kissing a glass window from inside a car or is it a bus? That jewelry commercial where he writes to his fiancs dead dad asking to marry him. You fucking bastards who produce these shitty commercials should be forced to watch your shit on loop for 3 weeks straight. I notice there's a new spot for Doug and Emu as they try to fly in a helicopter. However it seemed like 90% of them were for prescription meds. Flo's sister is supposed to be a self-absorbed bitch, the commercial gets to the point. Who are these advertising idiots who think hearing this awful noise every couple of hours is going to make anyone want to buy that car. That's what I pay attention to. Do they even show that commercial any more? I swear to god shes like the spitting image of Medea from her look to the way she talks , [quote]I swear to god shes like the spitting image of Medea from her look to the way she talks . Is it supposed to be funny? So, will the two 9-1-1 cast members ever get together in a romantic way? )\rCleaner breath. Is this the only way you can make money, Jimmy J. Walker and Joe Namath??? He looks ridiculous yelling at the screen ITS FREE. They've resurrected Alphonso and his charity walk for that HIV medication commercial. Seriously, if you have health issues this serious, you are going to see a doctor in person, then, get your dame urine checked! Ugh.. And then he got pic frames in the background with the slogan Dynomite in the background. If you experience an accessibility-related issue, please email[emailprotected]. . I was loving the Larry David commercial until I realized it was a spot for fucking bitcoin. TheraBreath 24-Hour Fresh Breath Toothpaste. Colgate reminds people that the power of a smile can bring optimism to those around them in a new commercial, titled The Power of a Smile. I usually hate the Capitol One spots, but the holiday commercial with Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta as Santa Claus is inspired. [quote]The woman with the vocal fry walking and talking on her cell phone about how much research she's done to prove the vaccine was safe before letting her kids get it. The ever present, "Darling, I spent $60,000 on a car without discussing it with you". The Lume ad for "stinky crevices" makes it seem like they are selling cave guano cleanser. Call me Mary - you know the aspca commercials about the poor freezing animals? Ok - that Humira commercial where the attractive 20 something white and black women are doing a radio show or podcast in their Garage. Samsung can't even make quality televisions, you think I'd trust them with a washer/dryer? The Freestyle Libre commercial with that bespectacled, smug fat fuck who is checking his levels while at dinner with his wife. Other factors, such as infertility, can cause conception problems, but infertility is not a symptom or associated condition of cerebral palsy disorder. WELL - they have topped themselves - a long torturous commercial about the poor dogs used for Dog Fights - holy fancy Moses - I wish I could help them all but that commercial is enough to make you run from the room! When we were kids we had a different kind of bubble maker in the tub. Yes, but luckily I had a bank of hours, and our union froze the requirements during that time. So annoying and depressing. The girl, named Grace, seems pleased to meet Caleb and asks him if he has just moved in the area. and the kid answers "I know". Finger Hut with the jungle black woman doing a jungle dance while mowing her lawn with a push mower. They brought back the flight attendants. I just saw the commercial with the blind boy on the bus. Those Uber Eats commercials with Elton and Lil Nas are bizarre. We shouldn't have to put up with TV ads about such subjects in the first place, but how is this bratty response supposed to be cute in any context? Mike Lindells new towels hes plugging where one of the lines is are you tired of towels that dont dry? Bitch if it aint drying you what youre using clearly aint a towel. I just found out that Nina Simone is singing on this song but I still hate it. Some of the newer Progressive ads are barely tolerable but the one with Flo's "sister" and the baby is practically noxious. The sad, pathetic single mother saying, "Omicron is a real game changer!" OMG, Sharon Stone shopping for glasses and the shop clerk looks like he is about to jizz himself. The girl and her mother should have been shown enjoying the gift and together waving thanks to the mother. That stupid ass Burt's bees ad with the fucking Doo dab scat bullshit. He reminds me of NYC weatherman Mike Woods (gay) who also wears too-tight suits on his overly muscled upper body. He has his eyes closed. My God I thought I was watching a infomercial. Bleh. And those goddamned Chinese Fung Shen dancers, or whatever it's called, which will inundate us for 3 fucking months. The woman with the vocal fry walking and talking on her cell phone about how much research she's done to prove the vaccine was safe before letting her kids get it. WHY WHY WHY are they repeating that moronic I LIKE RED car commercial again this season???? So, what youre saying is, you cant dig it? The pretty young couple consisting of the shrewish wife and pussy-whipped husband ("I like red") that's been celebrating Xmas with beribboned SUVs in recent years seems to have been replaced by a different pretty young couple -- the husband gives the wife a puppy and she gives him a huge SUV (without a bow). They picked homely women so, yeah, I CAN picture all those Karens pooing! It seems more like a cry for help on suicide watch. But Big Pharma isn't really a thing , ok lol. September 2, 2021 "'What Can Your Smile Do?'" sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. Is it just in LA - the Casino Morongo commercial - with an older African American couple laughing and grooving out in a convertible - he looks like an older Rick Fox and she looks like that tv chef Carla. i still hate Tena pads "pussy skin" commercial. Colgate Total Diligence TV Commercial 2017 - YouTube 0:00 / 0:37 Colgate Total Diligence TV Commercial 2017 OzLandTV 3.55K subscribers Subscribe 127K views 2 years ago Colgate Total. For dinner? Very contrived and arrogant to give that much credit to a metal box with wheels. There are so many stupid commercials on television but the one you are running with the two children, one who appears to be visually impaired & wearing glasses sits down on the school buss & smiles. R498: Greg (the motivational speaker) is the Black gentleman with the bad dye job. Kid is stalking me! Unfortunately, for the products being hawked, showing same sex couples, especially of mixed races and nationalities, sure won't sell those products in certain US markets. THANKFULLY. Search the Oral Care Center for articles and videos to help you care for you and your family's smiles at every stage. I liked the Flight Attendant version, I like the current road worker one where the guy in the reflective vest, fans his ass, quickly, before a "big shit eating" smile hands him the bottle of pink gold! The one where the kid farts on his grandma. The sad animal commercial, with the fucking annoying chick practically crying through the dialogue. They see each other at their respective front doors which appear to be next to each other. Body parts are floppy or too stiff. GET IN THE CAR INSIDE THE GARAGE INSIDE THE HOUSE. The cloying grilled cheese Kraft American cheese commercials. Thanks to those people who sent info about the video. Try to incorporate a smile and some kind of effective catch phrase or gimmick. Now JJ from Good Times is on the Medicare Ad bandwagon. The poor pathetic man in the Previgen commercial who does motivational speaking when he's not substitute teaching. While seeking a seat, he introduces himself and beams his bright smile to a young girl, who cheerfully offers her name and they begin a conversation. The Meta/Facebook VR goggles ad with the unbeknownst to them neighbors. [quote] Absolutely despise the JLo spots for those Goli gummy chews. The Kia robo-dachshund did it for intern Prancer and me. Other than not showing the St. Jude cancer kid commercials they take the cake when it comes to worst commercials of this Covid era including plugging the stuff for other channels theyre forced to advertise. The weirdest denial was: "Medicare doesn't have a contract with the Pharma company which manufacturers that medication, your mom will need to change her medication." Also the Little Cesars commercial where Ed Sheran screams bloody murder cause the cashier told him they made changes to the pizza only for her to say they tripled the amount of pepperonis. Insurance companies, big pharma and Medicare have to account for more than half of all commercials. I am kinda liking the return of the libity bibity bad actor guy especially when he goes through the entire line and stops at a"need". And the women pooping commercial is incredibly misogynistic. The third is two kids, trudging through the snow with scowls on their faces and yelling, 'We're GOING to NANA'S". [quote]I think the bigger question is what channels are you watching that show these terrible ad spots. *Patients receive a discount when you recommend through Colgate Professional Direct. I can't stand the little girl in the toilet paper commercial who's being toilet-trained and assures her mother that she's all through, only to say "Gotta go again" immediately thereafter. so there :D\r\renjoy!\r\rWhen cutie Katie makes a scene\rshe wears a smile brushed 3 ways clean\r\rCleaner breath. Some are shown primetime, others late at night. speech. Any commercial where a 40something guy looks at the camera and says What she wants? Gum Disease X-Rays Are these all regional commercials? I have to either mute it or change the channel because it's so lame. They're not as bad as the Goli ad with the office worker who says "No thank you!" Thank God for Target! I despise the ads for Big Lots with Eric Stonestreet and Molly Shannon. The car ad where three kinds of people state some destination they're headed to in their over-sized, nasty, gas-guzzling luxury tank. Those repulsive Amy Schumer Tampax commercials are disgusting. Explore opportunities. The one with Jill Scott singing, it's an insurance company. About 8 summers ago I moved house after 24 years - the packing was an endless nightmare - a really stressful summer. The same company has another ad for deodorant for your pits talking about "T-Rex arms". trentonsocial.com 2018. Do they think we're all stupid? Even a microwave is more convenient. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. It's on every 15 minutes regardless of what you're watching. Natalie Portman in those commercials for Dior where she lip synchs cry by Janis Joplin! GET TINTING, YOU OAFS! Of course, when actually shopping at Target one will see so few people who look like these business owners they're telling the rest of to support shopping the aisles with you. It reminds me of that picture where that old lady tried to "fix" the painting of Jesus, where all you see are very detailed eyes but the rest of the face is smooth and featureless. If there's an Amazon scholarship program for employees, this is the first I've heard of it -- somehow, I doubt it, but the guy in the commercial seems like such a nice, sincere young man. The spot features a Beauty 13 Feb Colgate Optic White Renewal Jeggings Throwback Commercial by Vincent The south-Asian chic wearing the green jumpsuit in the Rakuten commercial needs her face punched. Maybe too much came out too soon, although Im sure shes used to that or shes not used to cream coming out in that hand motion but her reaction is so strange to say the least. Just beyond wrong! How many commercials are there for whatever, playing various versions of "What A Wonderful World"? That kid screeching at the top of his lungs about wanting to watch Olaf should be thrown out a window. The commercials are offensive where a white woman brags to black friend how she loves the bubble maker. What's funny is the prescription ads show the most mundane stuff and try to make it look sublime. 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