You can tell its May because people are wearing floral print face masks. -Yes one in the hand is worth two in the bush. Why do you call it the hand? Im trying to do What he do, with raise the roof? Here it is. Its amazing, we were poor cause we never had medicine. Im sweatin in the drawers, yeah, hard and long, yeah if you lookback at the first season. Ellen Degeneres: (02:02) Sorry about that. And you can seethey have rhythm. As a film actress, DeGeneres starred in Mr. Wrong (1996), EDtv (1999), and The Love Letter (1999), and provided the voice of Dory in the Pixar animated films Finding Nemo (2003) and Finding Dory (2016); for Nemo, she was awarded the Saturn Award for Best Supporting Actress, the first time an actress won a Saturn Award for a voice performance. I was raised in New Orleans and we Its a wonderful place to grow up and Iwas raised Christian Science. Its your hand. The Ellen DeGeneres Show features a recurring segment, called "Cash for Kindness," that spreads good cheer by lying to people. Ellen Degeneres: (04:10) I dont wanna stop you. Okay. I just started eating a piece of fish once in a while and Ill eat eggs from chickens that I know. Ellen: Yeah, how's the tour going? Back that ass up Were all on our own individual path. Ellen DeGeneres should have considered laying off the jokes. We saw the first wave of disapproval after DeGeneres attempted to rehabilitate the . This was the graduation of the "Katrina Class" that entered in Fall 2005. Im sure you have it archived. Comedian and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has been in the spotlight for decades. Because it is when I realized how strong I was. The bathroom attendant used to bea simple thing. And I can only imagine the fires that she mightve had to put out to put parents at ease and also know that I didnt have any training coming into it, but I appreciate whatever the potential this she saw in me was. Ill wanna have a poncho on. She had a gawky, tomboyish persona, but her fans seemed to have no trouble seeing. No, thats not what you do. Id like to speak to the manager. I dont know if its a real chicken or just a dance, but I appreciate the Funky Chicken. I think we both hit our heads. Is that okay? Just Is Ellen wearing a necklace? And I'm like "I'm getting a mammogram. If youre graduating from college, Im so impressed. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Yeah. So I get downstairs and my friend isstill down wandering around in thehallway and Im like: What are you still doing here? And hes like: Im lost. And Im like: Ohmy God. How many times have I shown you the frontdoor? It wasnt? Is that the largest popcorn you've got there, that bucket? According to The Washington Post, DeGeneres "got choked up" about her talk show ending, and despite how you might feel about the host, the moment was pretty heartbreaking.Given that the conclusion of her show marks such a huge shift in her life, it makes sense as to why DeGeneres has been spotted looking . Actress Lea Thompson, who is perhaps best . Yes. We never bought anything. The most accurate AI-powered transcription on the market. I graduated high school Im still lost I just was doing anything to pay rent and I shucked oysters, and I sold vacuumcleaners and I worked for a landscapingcompany I was a waiter, which by the way I thinkeveryone should wait tables at least oncein their life. He was using me as bait, hoping that Charlton would go: Oh, cute little girl. And come over,you know. Happy birthday They dont even Theyve done some gardening, theyve gone on a picnic theyre on the lake in a boat, theyve gone to get ice cream. Do you want them? [crowd laughs] Shoe salesmen are like no other salesmen for any other thing you buy. Democratic Senate candidate Beto O'Rourke dropped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Wednesday to discuss a number of topics, including a mini speech he gave about his feelings on NFL . He had a thing in his mouth that he played when he played guitar. Im the be-kind girl. There are a lot of children that it would impact a lot of kids would be helped by that, you know, and [crowd cheers and clap] Its not just actorsand actresses. You know, theyll be like: I dont know if I should be in this relationship. I literally wrote without stopping, I finished writing it and I read it and Isaid to myself: Im gonna do this on Johnny Carson and Ill be the first woman in thehistory of the show to be called over tosit down to talk to Johnny Carson. And, I mean, Im in a basementon a mattress with fleas, never done comedy. They are. [claps] And then when youre sweaty, trying totake them off Its like Ive never taken one off. Only when you hit the dance floor, will you dance. I thought that you had to be a famous alumnus, alumini, aluminum, alumis; you . She established The Ellen DeGeneres Wildlife Fund to save the mountain gorillas. That was I wish that was a joke, but its not. You leave the bathroom to go back to yourtable. Follow that, but I think that signs do help us and I think that if we pay attention to those signs, they do guide us. I know I am, but Im a human being and Ihave bad days and Im intraffic like you, I drive but I cant dothe things you do because Im the be-kindgirl. When I was 21, my biggest accomplishment was I got front row tickets to see Peter Frampton. There was a woman trying to get on theplane with a peacock the other day. My friend has really upset me by what hesaid. And he said: Well then, I shall draw you a bathmaam. And I said: You dont have to announceit all the time. Thank you. In 2016, she received the Presidential Medal of Freedom. But I really For a few minutes there it really seemed like it was goingwell and I thought everyone in Hollywoodthats closeted is gonna come out after me I pictured like a stampede of wildelephants like every closeted actor andactress in Hollywood But instead, they were like littlemeerkats coming out of their little meerkat closets. 4. Her name is Brenda [Akin-Rambo 00:07:00]. In the end, everything will be all right. DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. There are so many different types of jobs. [crowd laughs] Gold toilets. Everything changed. Ellen Degeneres: (03:17) So I try to keep everything and use everything except for when ketchup gets down to that part where it starts makingthat noise, Ill throw it out because theres no need in keeping it when itmakes that noise. Make a n i g g a want to grab that, autograph that Theres a AA battery. This website uses cookies to improve your experience while you navigate through the website. I was like [crowd laughs] I was on Aspirin a lot. I think it sounded like that. Its when I learned compassion. ELLEN DEGENERES: THE BEGINNING (2000) - Full Transcript January 10, 2018 talks about everything from the world of insects to mundane shampoo bottle directions to being caught by the highway patrol wearing nothing but a leather harness, captain's hat & paddle on the road. She took a chance on me. Not from graduation, it was something else. Ive never been back there. But I said: What do I do about that? He said: Nothing. Was there a problem with the meal, everything OK? Yeah. Ellen DeGeneres definitely did not accept an invitation to Dakota Johnson's birthday party earlier this fall. Her stand-up career started in the early 1980s, and included a 1986 appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. That and coal mining cause that seems hard, too. Youre worried that someones gonna know and so, it is on your mind, so subconsciously were aware of that. You know, how people are, and I said: I gotta get going. Transcribe your audio files to find high-impact insights in minutes. But the only memory, I have a couple ofmemories when we would go to a gasstation when I was a little girl. Thats some good marketing right there, isntit? tWitch: (06:46) We know that now. Dave Chappelle delivers a speech at his prestigious alma mater that reflects on his comedy roots, his rise to fame and why artists should never behave.. Libary. Ill take my black American Express card and Ill just squeeze it. I had a successful sitcom. I cant No. You know, like, were gonna go home later that night lying in bed talking: I still cant get over that waiter. Its like, a whole bodega is set upin there. I had fame, I had money, I had everything that I thought that was important. On the heels of her announcement that she would be ending her daytime talk show after almost 20 years, the longtime host bought back her Montecito, California . [message sent noise] [crowd laughs] She sent me this. -Are you in any pain? You have no idea. It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. Ill put mine on real quick. My publicist,my agent, my manager anyone making moneyoff of me said: Dont do it. But, you know, my worst fears came true because you know, and thats why people stay closeted. [crowd claps] Unless youre lost in the woods and you see a path. What did we do before the ladder? Like, I mean Baryshnikov doesnt get askedto dance as much as I get asked to dance. Now, theyre carrying animals around with them I There are somany pills. Im the manager. Ellen Degeneres: (07:36) Im full, I ate in the bathroom. Unless, of course, you got your degree at TikTok, then youre set for the rest of your life. Please, change. And the light doesnt change so theyjust creep up alongside of you. Its not important. I love that expression. We put someone in a box so, you know I think everyone thinksthat all celebrities live exactly the same. Nothing happened, so they just And then finally, in 1928, some gay guy, you know he was gay, for sure. And thats when you grow and thats what we all want. We wanna grow, we wanna feel good about ourselves we wanna feel proud of who we are Were all the same. You also have the option to opt-out of these cookies. The shortest distance between two points is a straight line, and the longest distance between two points is the ladies room at a WNBA game. We have the song like: Oh my God, thats my song. And if were at a club and that song comes on you wanna dance but you will not dance until you hit the designated dance floor. The backlash against Ellen DeGeneres has been brewing for some time. It could be all because of her. People are always looking into things and looking for signs of what things mean. Speech-to-Text live streaming for live captions, powered by the worlds leading speech recognition API. I dont know why they insist on doing it. And Thats when you grow. But just in the last year or two for no reason, really. Its actually one of my first dance teachers and also the dance team coach. I had gotten to the point where it was more important for me to feel proud of who I was and live my truth than worry about what other people thought of me. I didnt have a talent, I didnt play an instrument I didnt sing, I wasnt in drama class, I didnt act I wasnt a class clown I was just kind of a regular kid. She has dry eye and thats okay. But it was the best part of my journey. Ill tell you that. Can you imagine that Thomas Edison is there and the Wright brothers and Is the guy who sliced the bread here? millionaire | 15K views, 250 likes, 55 loves, 35 comments, 8 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Ellen DeGeneres: I bet each one of these kids is a millionaire by now. Transcripts & captions for a better media workflow. Hey, Ive got a joke for you. He didnt even know how to slice it. Im going down back in stay there for a little while.. She may not be gay. But then, you know, the years went on and people watched the show and liked the show saw that I was the same person I was before plus I started giving stuffaway and people love free stuff. Are there ten rows? In my life, Ive been through some incredible highs and some tremendous lows, and the one thing thats true about both of them is that they pass, so cherish the good times. Ellen Degeneres: (02:51) In 2008, she married her longtime girlfriend Portia de Rossi. Dont let anyone try and talk you out of them. [crowd laughs] [claps], I dont have that many childhood memories. [crowd laughs] No, I dont like to judge cause I do stupid things, we all do Everyone does stupid things. It is." 06 of 10. Yeah, but I got one in the hand so -But theres two in the bush. Delicious, as a matter fact but when I went into the bathroom I was all alone. Throughout the years, Ellen . How is that soothing for either of us? El libro esta en la biblioteca. Ellen DeGeneres' Celebrity Supporters and Detractors Which appeared to be news to Ellen. I dont know. Thank you so much for being here,Seattle. Ellen Degeneres: (06:15) Andy Lassner: (01:15) [crowd cheers] [claps], That was before I got my new voice. And this side of the table? I dont read at home, but Im gonna read there, Ill have a lot of time. I got it right there, thank you. As she told Parade, her parents were devout Christian Scientists, explaining she "grew up in a very conservative home." Her childhood, she admitted, wasn't easy, especially after her parents divorced when she was 13. Mazel tov. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up By clicking Accept, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies. If you go home, we all have the same stuff in our junk drawer. -Yes, but I got one in the hand and thats worth two in the bush. She may not be gay anymore, I dont know. Yep. Ill do that, thank you. Andy Lassner: (06:21) There was this one station manager, and this is a quote: No ones gonna watch it. Theres no reason to change them really when they dont get dirty. Do you find yourself in love with, attracted toor just curious about the same sex? Section 107, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. It wastwo rooms and I had a mattress on thefloor and the entire basement was infested withfleas. Your email address will not be published. Today is the first day of the rest of your life, or maybe tomorrow or the day after that. If you wanna see how happy I am, if youll zoom in on my fist there. Andy Lassner: (06:14) Ellen Degeneres: (08:17) I just think, it would help if more peoplecame out. Ellen Degeneres: (06:05) These are good. And for all of this years graduates, believe me, your best days are still ahead of you. Im And Im kind, Im a good person. OK. What is happening? Oh my God, it was just like I mean, wed be in the car, driving past the drugstore and Id be like: Im gonna get Aspirin someday. My parents divorced when I was 13. Got your eye on any good medication you want to tell me about? Shes your friend, shes my friend. After nearly two decades The Ellen DeGeneres Show is coming to an end. And [crowd laughs] So I was excited by celebrities. Like Youre at the doctors office: Ellen, you seem pretty sick. [message received noise] [crowd laughs] Id send her this. Its only Monday Ellen DeGeneres didn't grow up thinking that she'd be a pioneer in the fight for LGBTQ equal rights and visibility. 2. Youre vegan? These are good. Her stand-up career started in the early 1980s, and included a 1986 appearance on . I get out of the tub and Batu hadforgotten to put the towel next to thetub. Theres a womanwith a ferret theres a man with a mongoose, theres a lady with a donkey. But I'm honored that you've asked me here to speak at your common cement. Why do you say that to her?. Ellen: I know! I mean, the fact that he has that, you know, title of sliced bread. You dont buy a ladder when youre a teenager. And, so when I was offered this talk show I was really excited about it, but they were trying to sell the talk show and a lot of people didnt wanna buy it because no one thought theyd watch. I did not graduate college. Girl, you look good, wont you back that ass up In Rwanda, so So we went to Rwanda for my birthday this summer to go see the mountain gorillas and see the the site where were building my campus, and it was unbelievable. Before I make a decision I wanna see how this is. Top-rated television show host and New Orleans native Ellen DeGeneres was the keynote speaker at Tulane University's 2009 Commencement. On Thursday, the comedian said goodbye to her long-running self-titled talk show after 19 seasons of (more than 4,000 . Itll put everything in perspective. Boss died by suicide at a hotel Tuesday, according to a report from the Los Angeles medical . People who live in glass houses should never throw stones, but they should always wear pants. Shouldnt be a problem. If DeGeneres makes roughly $50 million per year for The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and we know each season has an average of 174 episodes, that means DeGeneres earns about $287,356 per episode. When when you have a house, and the bigger the house the more ladders. Yeah. Ellen DeGeneres spent nearly two decades interviewing celebrities, dancing and pulling pranks, and that followed even more years in front of the camera and on stage as a stand-up comedian.. With Ellen DeGeneres. What do they like Walk around, opening [crowd laughs] I heard someone say that a junk drawer is a metaphor for your life. I mean, there are gay football players, there are gay baseball players there are gayhockey players, there are gay doctors, lawyers there are gay hairdressers, you guys. I know you dont think thats as important but it really is. Nobodys worried about talking about dandruff anymore, you know. -Thank you. like theyre impressing us in some way. Thank you very much. But they are so, the thingis if you have a sock that you like, everybody has their favorite socks and you will wear those socks as long as youpossibly can. I had a great life. And I should know. We didnt have a six but we hada nine and a half. And [crowd laughs and claps] We try on everything that were gonnaput on our body except for socks, I realize. Ellen Degeneres: (07:53) We are all the same and we are all relatable. Actually, you dont even have to be that smart, just dont tell people to drink bleach. I'm bringing back some classic punchlines this week. Hoe, who is you playin wit? Cause people do that to me. She And she has no memory either. Thats what they should be doing. I dont know Theres a red ink pen in there just in case you have to grade papers or something. And I thought: Oh my God, I am gonna godownstairs Im gonna write the most relatable special that anybody has ever seen. So after Lupita got me dressed and combedmy hair I just couldnt wait, I was just the whole way down the escalator, Im like, this is gonna be so good. Yeah, I really do. I used to work out a lot. And I said: Yes, why? And he said: Well, do you think youre still relatable? And [crowd laughs] I said: Yes, I do think Im still relatable. I have a good job. The Best Speech-to-Text Solution for Your Business Learn how Rev fits into your businesses workflow. I kinda had to tone it down a little bit, I had to dress differently. Required fields are marked *. Trees have leaves. Again! The Ellen DeGeneres Show, I thought it was somewhat entertaining, but not enough to make a habit out of watching the show. Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan. If you dont know, one had roast beef and the other had none. Im gonna give you something for that. There was a woman in there and there wasa hair brush and some mints by the way,whos using that hairbrush? Complete biography of Ellen DeGeneres . But no, first I want to talk about you and your beautiful wife, because now you're in a new campaign for. And it had been the whole time. Because players are gonna to play, play, play, play, play. And I thought I'd see you before the show started. He was like the Harry Styles of 1979. So, now, that particular look, the mullet,the outfit, everything is on the internet forever and ever andever. Ive decided, its the best. Ellen Degeneres: (04:51) Im there three days, Ill bring six books and Yeah. [claps] Portia and I took a picture and this guy photobombed us back there. Ellen's show experienced a hiatus from mid-December 2020 to mid-January 2021. Ellen Degeneres: (08:05) On Wednesday, the daytime show announced that after 19 seasons the final episode will air May 26. In fact, Im downin this [crowd laughs] I gotta get the fuck out of here. Youll wear them until theres alittle tiny hole starting and youre like:Thats not that bad. Thats a simple little hole that you can just Your heel can be pokingthrough, its like a halter top foryour foot. That was my first voice I had and Sinbad dressed me for that, by the way. A source told the Daily Mail, who reported the news early Wednesday, that "Ellen knows her time is up . Thank you. Thats [crowd laughs] Sliced bread really came about In 1928 somebody decided to slice it, in 1928. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. We dont try socks on because we trust Because the size is so Its likesize three through 11. "I learned. Lea Thompson. But my grandmother lived with us when Iwas a little girl and if an Aspirincommercial came on the air she would getup from the sofa, go to the TV turn itdown, stand in front of it and hum a hymnreally loudly like [Ellen hums a hymn] So you can imagine my fascination with Aspirin when I was a little girl. Goodbye. [claps] So I had to go buy new shoes with hardersoles and when I was trying on shoes, I realized, when we try on shoes we do things were never gonna do in them. We keep things we all keep things that are, you know, I dont like to waste things. Ellen Degeneres gave a virtual graduation speech from her home, congratulating the class of 2020. You know what I mean You know what I mean, yeah. I was 10 years old. Yeah, but heres the thing. Maybe its right for Ive gardened. I That could be right for you. And now, I saw an advertisementfor a pill that stops headaches andmigraines before they start. They didnt let her on, thank God, but Imean, not that she doesnt need it. And in the bad times, remember, they wont last forever. I know how important that is. Theres a squirrel. Through her show, she brings her humor and talent for tackling topical issues into viewers' lives with her distinctive style . Convert your audio or video into 99% accurate text by a professional. Ill speak with the chef and yes. My dadwould only get a dollars worth of gas, all thetime. With topics ranging from tight rompers to ugly bras to why every man needs a box spring, Iliza remains the hilarious, affecting voice of her generation. We need smart people. If you look at the commercials that areon the air, most every commercial is forsome type of medicine, some kind of pill and I dont knowif youve noticed it the medicine commercials The side effectsare so long that the people on the commercial are running out of activities. Ellen DeGeneres performs her comedy-concert live on stage and taped for HBO. I moved into this tiny basement apartment and you could hardly stand up in it. -Fine. [crowd laughs] They try to be so fancy when you go intothe fine dining. I split my knee open and my bone wasexposed. Ellen DeGeneres has told viewers she is ending her long-running TV show because "I truly have felt like next season was the right time" to bring it to a close. to me. At the starting of the week Beads in a big floppy hat. It really Its like Its gonna fit. Ellen Degeneres: (05:38) I a few years ago I started ending my show by saying: Be kind to one another. And [crowd cheers] Yeah, thats what I thought. 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